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The Daily Mauling: 4.8.2020

Photo by Ed Zurga/Getty Images Tonight, my reign as Miss American Girl comes to an end, and I’d like to apologise one last time for my unfortunate remarks at the United Nations The Rock Chalkboard KU notebook: Kansas survives Immanuel Quickley’s cut; four remain in hunt for acclaimed guardQuickley, who plays on the spring and…

The Daily Mauling: 4.7.2020

Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images My eyes! The goggles do nothing! The Rock Chalkboard Dwyane Wade, Udonis Haslem share funny Mario Chalmers story“He comes to compete every night, man; I love that about Rio,” James told reporters at the time. “He has the biggest guts, man, I’ve ever seen, I’ve ever played with. I always…

The Daily Mauling: 4.6.2020

Photo by Sporting News via Getty Images/Sporting News via Getty Images via Getty Images Lisa if you don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way! The Rock Chalkboard Self picks surprising game as turning point for 2019-20 KU hoops“I don’t know off…

The Daily Mauling: 4.5.2020

William Purnell-USA TODAY Sports A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow, and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner The Rock Chalkboard 2019-20 KU basketball players embraced roles well, Self saysTo hear it from KU coach Bill Self, who spoke about the team at length…

The Daily Mauling: 4.3.2020

Michael C. Johnson-USA TODAY Sports *This is it, Homer. It’s time to tell her the terrible secret from your past.* “Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.” The Rock Chalkboard How would 2019-20 KU basketball match up with 2008 title team?For that, when KU coach Bill Self was asked about the…

The Daily Mauling: 4.2.2020

Photo by John E. Moore III/Getty Images Don’t forget: You’re here forever! The Rock Chalkboard KU’s Marcus Garrett talks winning Naismith top-defensive honors“What a blessing,” Garrett tweeted upon receiving the honor. Kansas’ Udoka Azubuike named 2019-20 Senior CLASS All-AmericanThe Senior CLASS Award for men’s basketball is given out to the top men’s basketball senior in…

The Daily Mauling: 4.1.2020

Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images Take 50% of my money and put it in the Blue-chips. Transatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats, Congreves Inflammable Powders, U.S Hay, and sink the rest into that up-and-coming Baltimore Opera Hat company The Rock Chalkboard Documents reveal details about David Beaty’s firing at KansasAccording to the Star, Long asked another member…

The Daily Mauling: 3.31.2020

The pink ones keep you from screaming! The Rock Chalkboard NCAA to give spring sport athletes extra year of eligibility | KUsports.comThe NCAA will permit spring sport athletes — such as baseball, softball and tennis players — who had their seasons shortened by the coronavirus outbreak to have an additional year of eligibility. Kurtis Townsend…

Ways to Memorialize This Year’s Jayhawks

William Purnell-USA TODAY Sports From the ridiculous to the slightly less ridiculous Since the season came to an abrupt end a few weeks ago, Bill Self has talked about wanting to find a way to memorialize this year’s Kansas Jayhawks, widely considered the best team in college basketball this year. Don’t worry, coach, I’ve got…

The Daily Mauling: 3.30.2020

Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images For a minimal franchise fee you’ll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including, ‘Who are you?’ and ‘What are you doing here? The Rock Chalkboard Bill Self compares 2019-20 defense to other KU…